Stuff White People Like: The Movie

White People are Going To Like the "Stuff White People Like" Movie

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You're not going to get the joke, if you haven't seen the site.
If you don't like the site, you're not going to get the joke.

---------The Film------------

Ronald Kramer, an Australian-born New Yorker, wanders the street in search of things that he likes. He stumbles across a new york times. He finds an article that he finds particularly amusing. That article leads him to Rebecca Platypus, another New Yorker. She likes watching Seinfeld because there's a bicycle on the set.

The list goes on and on. Some of my favorite lines from it are:

"It's like they can see me or something! Are they following me? Do you see people following me?"

Because halfway through the movie, Ronald Kramer stumbles upon this blog, which continually has been tracking things that he likes in the same consecutive order of which he has decided he likes things.

He goes to the record store. He finds some Steely Dan. He asks himself,
"Now, is this going to be one of those things on that list???"
He puts it down. He says, "No, I don't even like Steely Dan."

Walks away.

Runs back, says out loud, "That's exactly why i'm getting it!" Goes up to the counter.
This is all at Bleeker Street Records, by the way.
"They're never going to put this on the list. I don't even like it!"

He runs home to check the site. Steely Dan is not on the list.
Instead it's street parades.

He says, "Shit, I don't even know whether or not I like street parades."

So he checks the local city website, and finds out when the next street parade is going to be. It's the Latin Day Parade. He says, "I like Latin. Is that on the list?"

He goes onto the site, and finds "Ancient dead languages."
I guess that qualifies, he says.

So he goes to the hispanic parade, and is trying his hardest not to have a good time. The point of him not having a good time is because if he likes the street parade, the list will be right on point again. He is explaining this in line to someone at Mc Donny Walburg's. Apparently Donny Walburg bought McDonalds thinking it was a good investment in this movie, only to find out that guatamala's agriculture is entirely unfit to sustain the mcdonalds hamburger cows. At this particular mcdonalds, they're serving nothing but vegan food.

The person in line is an old lady. She says, "Look sonny, just try and have a good time." That is my Aunt Linda, a New Yorker for 20 years. Classic.